Pretty comical, yes. But were you aware that today’s car are easily damaged from people laying or sitting on them?
I know you would never do this to your car, but we fix many roofs and hoods with dents caused by knees and backsides.
If it hails on your car, be safe. It can be fixed without painting.
If someone uses your roof for a dance floor, we can fix that too.
Remember, you can’t swim in a hailstorm.